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A sexual act involving four people of varying heights. The shortest of the four must be on their knees blowing or eating out the next person taller than her. That person the does the same to the person taller than them abduction so on until they resemble the At&t Commercials.
Miranda-Oh hey! I called you last night but you never picked up?
Erika-Oh that's because i was raising the bar with a couple friends :/
Miranda- And you didn't invite me?
Erika- There were already four of us:/
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The act of throwing a gallon of diner bar-b-que sauce down the fourth floor stairs of Cumberland Hall.
Guy 1: Dude i'm bored what do you want to do tonight?
Guy 2: Well i stole this gallon of Bar-B-Que sauce...
Guy 1: Are you thinking what i'm thinking
Guy 2: Bar-B-Q'in it
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The act of ejaculating onto your partners teeth. However, your partner would have braces, thus coining the term “kids behind bars”
“Hey Steve! What happened with that lost 14 year old girl you found yesterday?”
“Oh I took her home and we put some kids behind bars”
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The problem when you own a space that if you let certain groups of people in, such as, in this example, Nazis, you'll literally drive everyone else away from your space, so that what started off as a normal, ordinary space will become, essentially, a Nazi bar.
It's not only Nazis — it can be fascists, white supremacists, meth-heads, PUAs, cryptocurrency fanboys — some groups will be so odious to others that they will drive everyone else from your space, so the only solution that you can enact is to ensure that they don't come to your place, even if they're nice and polite and "follow your rules", because while they might, their friends won't, those friends have a history of driving away other people from other spaces.
Yeah, he kicked you out of the Discord, but he has the Nazi Bar Problem to deal with — he can't just let you in, you and your friends would drive away his other server members.
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Taking a shit. Possibly a violent altercation.
Hastings: 'Shall we get to the crime scene sir?'
Poirot: 'Not just yet, Hastings. I've got to go strangle a Mars bar for a while. Feels like I'm shitting a fist.'
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The other definition has been denounced illegitimate. In order to liberate dairy milk bar I shall provide the sacred definition:
A female cuck who lets her husband peg other women from behind or is oppressed by another man who is in relation to yet another dairy milk bar.
Oh look it’s a dairy milk bar waiting to be pegged and finessed. Yum yum
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When two girls stick magnets up their vaginal cavity and connect at the waist. Then they get their clits pierced by a single bar
I'm so excited, tonight me and heather are going to try a paramagnetic clit bar for the first time
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