Man 1: Hold up, I'm finna use the toilet.
Man 2: While you in there hop on CoD.
Man 1: 'Ight.
Toilet is basically a thing you can pray for it. When you can’t do anything, just simply sit on the toilet and start thinking. After a couple minutes, you’ll instantly get the answer, and in the same time, your poop fell in the toilet too!
Note: Do not kick the toilet. People say you’ll get 7 years of bad luck if you break a mirror, but if you break a toilet, you’ll need to not poop for 7 years!
When you think of something, you didn’t create the content, toilet did.
When something isn't very good, but isn't really THAT bad, but still annoyingly bad, its toilet.
Toy-Lah
"that band last night were toilet"
"argh im doing so toilet"
"toiiilleetttttt"
a place of peace quiet and tranquility where u take a po-op in
i neded a tolatedddd toilet