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Bear Claw

A pair of sagging, floppy vagina lips.

Shes crapped out so many babies that all shes got left of her vagina is a bear claw... But I'd still hit that...

by MetalMan32 February 17, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pooh Bear

in the gay sub-culture of Bears and cubs- a bear who has a skat fetish.

Jason is such a Pooh Bear... Can you believe that he likes guys to shit on him?

by MurrayTiger September 20, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Care Bears

Someone raised by the Noids, a cult dedicated to raising children with adult bears. Inspired by the insipid 1980's cartoon, "The Care Bears", the cult thrives on the concept of returning man to nature with kindness and good will towards all. Children are taught to speak, but must learn to either survive or die at the hands of their Bear brethren. Few children survive, but those who do are often pillars in their community, combining their natural sense of survival with an animal like zeal for adventure, food and sex.

Gay Man: Oh, that George W is fabulous! He's such an alfa male

Gay man 2: Of course he is! He's Care Bears, hun.

by Judicus September 29, 2005

38๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


wuzzy bear

The most desirable of all pet names a man can achieve in his lifetime.

Lover: I love you, my little snugglebum!

Beloved: I love you, too, my little wuzzy bear!

by Stickadillo February 18, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


bookah bear

"Time consuming to construct, these bears are not bongs, or illegal products of any kind. They are simply a collection of parts combined to complete a virtually indestructible fluffy airtight 'friendly' hookah-like product." - taken from website

a hookah that hides within a teddy bear. search for 'bookah bears' on google. negotiably priced. there is a picture on google images.

by not_that_annoymous May 24, 2008


Teddy Bear

Ibrahim Riaz's favourite toy

Ibrahim gobbles his teddy bears ...

by Joking poo November 7, 2021


Teddy Bear

The name discovered in 1907 for a line of "Roosevelt bears" imported from Germany. Meaning "big, lovable person".

Cody is a teddy bear

by Mandy. Lynn. June 20, 2019