decipher the bomb

wing man has sex with a ugly girl while other guy has sex with the hot girl.

Bro, I need you to decipher the bomb while I get it in with this girl.

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yamaka bomb

to use a small jewish hat as a weapon

woah. dont kill me with that yamaka bomb

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Lezbo Bomb

When a guy asks a girl out on a date or wants to buy her a drink and she uses the excuse that she is gay.

1. Him, "Excuse me can I by you a drink?"
Her, "Your cute and all but sorry I'm a Lesbian!"
Buddy,"Dude she is so hot what happened?"
Him, "Man I can't believe she dropped the Lezbo Bomb on me!"

2. Him, "I really think we should stop being just friends and start dating each other."
Her, "Your awesome friend and like a brother to me but like I am totally a Lesbian now!"
Him, "Damn girl when did that happen? Thanks for dropping the Lezbo Bomb on me!"

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F Bomb

"Fuck"

George: Mike got in an argument with the preacher at church.

Joe: How intense?

George: Father Ron dropped the F Bomb

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Grease Bomb

When your hair is really greasy and oily and on the whole quite disgusting

Person A: Omg look at her hair...it's such a grease bomb!
Person B: Yh I agree

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yackel bomb

Vodka, Rum, Gin, Whiskey, and a Little Love. Dropped into a glass of mike's hard lemonade.

Yo dawg wanna have a jagerbomb?
Naw man I wanna have a yackel bomb.
What the fuck is a yackel bomb?
It'll fuck you up

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Bomb Squat

Any explosive laxative induced defecation, usually resulting from a revenge attempt

I had to take a bomb squat after eating that laced brownie.

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