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Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
A book trophy is a book that is bought for the explicit purpose of showcasing it in a persons personal collection of books, after they have finished reading it. The book is often read digitally.
My wife had ordered her book trophies online after having finished reading a few books, to remind herself of the pleasures of reading them.
A children’s book that is of a lower quality and is cheaply made.
My school is so broke... the kids only have golden star books to work with
The best thing in the world. Home of introverts and book nerds. It is my imagination
Bryan “Your actually READING on the bus!?”
Me”Yeah...what’s so wrong with that?
Bryan”It’s a Book.”
Me”I know! Books are awesome and you should read them!”
Things you should be reading you illiterate FUCK WOD WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP WHAT BOOKS ARE ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU IDIOT
Benny; Hey Danny what are books
Danny : books are something you should read more off you stupid illiterate FUCK BENNY OMG
When someone is so prefect in every aspect of life, the only way you can explain their existence was if they were written in a fairytale