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the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.
danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.
my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.
i love “my boyfriend”, he is good.
i am mad at “my boyfriend”, he is so perfect it’s infuriating
The boyfriend that everybody hears about, but nobody sees. He has a wife, so he doesn't like to be known as your boyfriend by anyone other than you, but calls you his girlfriend. You are his secret lover.
My invisible boyfriend came over today, but he left before anyone came home.
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The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.
Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"
A simp who lives to serve his hoe, fulfills her every want and whim, does everything perfectly, is immune to typical boyfriend error.
Will enthusiastically bend over the bed and take the peg to please his woman without her even asking.
Ethan is not a robo boyfriend and that’s why his girlfriend hates him
When a girl is flirting with a guy, then he finds out she has a boyfriend.
1. "I met a hot girl at a party, but she boyfriend dumped me."
2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."
For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump
Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day
Canadian boyfriend: Is a male friend who does all the things/duties that are generally required of your typical boyfriend. Things like going to arts & crafts fairs, out for brunch with her and her girlfriends or out to a romantic comedy at the theatre. Only for her to have you drop her off at the guy’s place, that gets the reward(spend the night) for all the Canadian boyfriend time you just put in.
Amanda: Did I just see Sarah get dropped off at Shawn’s place by Mike, after her and Mike spent all day together?
Amanda: I’m so confused.
Lindsay: Sarah usually spends the night at Shawn’s. Mike’s just her Canadian boyfriend.