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Brandon

The opposite of a simp

I’m not a simp, I’m a Brandon

by hylialee July 1, 2021


Brandon

A name that exudes strength, charisma, and timeless charm. Rooted in Old English origins, meaning "hill covered with broom" or "beacon hill," it carries a sense of natural leadership and resilience. Those named Brandon often radiate confidence and are known for their warm, approachable personalities. A name fit for visionaries, Brandon embodies intelligence, determination, and an innate ability to inspire others. Whether in personal relationships or professional pursuits, a Brandon leaves an indelible mark, commanding respect and admiration with ease. A name with both modern appeal and historical significance, Brandon truly stands out as a symbol of greatness and potential.

and he is 6'3 with a hellcat.

"haha, thats so Brandon"sss

by shinobi no jidai wa owaru January 5, 2025


Brandon

Cool guy to hang around, but you don't see him much. One of his qualities is being exceptionally bald.

Is it just me, or does Brandon kinda look like Goku?

by un813 August 5, 2021


Brandon

A gay fat person who is attracted to Luke’s and Craig’s

Omg did you see brandon eating that McDonald’s looking luke

by Adam2356 February 18, 2020


Brandon

- A Brandon is someone you should not be friends with. They're probably the worst person in the room. Do not speak with a Brandon. Dont even glance in their direction. Just genuinely stay away from a Brandon.

Person 1: Hey watch out for that guy

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: That's a Brandon

by What! What! What! November 23, 2021


brandon

brandon was a gay person but pretending to be a straight guy

guy : brandon look handsome
other: he gay

by November 24, 2021


Brandon

The most ugly, annoying person you will ever meet. He is usually very entitled and gross. Hes very loud and funny but very old like (40)

Wow, That guy is acting like a Brandon!

by Barkley Mikeal Barbley blob December 6, 2019