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Makes great music for people with mental health problems or any other people.
Hey you should listen to call me karizma
I do listen to him, I’ve been listening since black and blue came out!
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when apimp teases 4 some booty
Why'd u let him play u like dat? U knew it was a damn booty call!
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A “sex positive” podcast designed by two degenerate lowlife women who teach impressionable college students how to cheat on their boyfriends. Some of the advice they propose is that “whoever has the least feelings holds the most power, cheat or be cheated on, and break up with him whenever there’s an issue.”
Fans of the podcast are often the stereotypical basic bitch who listens to Cardi B, thinks sex work is a legitimate career choice, and has poor relationships with their family.
Her: “I listen to Call Her Daddy and I consider myself sex positive. Alex Cooper is a Queen, and I’m a bad bitch!”
Him: “Nice, I’d rather jump in front of a bullet train than ever be in your presence again.”
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Having a conference all over a game of Call of Duty instead of using a regular telephone or Skype. While a fun way to discuss things, most people find that they are good at talking and playing Call of Duty, but not both at the same time.
Yeah, we worked out the details of our trip over a conference call of duty.
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the alaskan prank call is a sexual stunt being used all around the world. It is when a man cums all over a cell phone, sets it on vibrate, and shoves it up a girls ass. He then calls the cell phone to vibrate to the womans delight.
hey did u hear about that alaskan prank call i gave debra? no but i heard girls really like those.
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call centre gang·sta
(noun)
Pronunciation: 'kol 'sent-er 'ga(ng)-stah
1. Customer Service Representative who holds it down on the regular and is never, ever caught ridin' dirty.
2. Die Hard Hip-Hop Fan who works in the call centre industry, and takes an unscheduled forty-five minute break to purchase Jay-Z concert tickets.
"The way he handled that last prick customer, that was straight Call Centre Gangsta,"
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A list made by the government that you get put on to keep those damn telemarketing companies from harrassing the shit out of you. one of the best ideas (if not the ONLY one) that this government has come up with lately.
The Do Not Call List is every telemarketer's nightmare.
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