when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.
Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.
People who claim to have Crackhead energy when in reality it is much Milder and or non-existant. Usually a person who tries to single themselves out for being the "quirky" type. When in reality they're just normal and or boring
Jesse - Fair warning I have serious Crackhead Energy
Sarah - Gurl, you have Ice Coffee Energy
Jesse - What makes you say that
Sarah - We are both sober and we are in a Starbucks
Jesse - Right........Got any Cigs?
Sarah - Yep
A place to sit and drink coffee or mocha ice rage, it is located in Fairhope Alabama.
I'm at the Coffee Loft.
When water drips onto the drop-ceiling tiles and you end up with brown ceiling water stains.
You'd think with all the ceiling coffee in this building that there'd be a mold problem...
Durring intercourse, when the man cums inside a womans vagina and the woman shits herself while he is cumming.
"Dude how was it??? She looks fine" ... "man this chick is crazy! I asked her how she wanted it and she said fuck me as hard as you can.. and when I was finishing, she looked me in the eyes and pooped all over my bed sheets! I pulled out and was like what the fuck!! And all she said to me was... 'whoops I spilled my pink coffee mug' "
what everyone will look like after all races mix for several generations
Brazil is filled with coffee colored people
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When the coffee doesn't boost your energy level and you still feel like killing someone.
Hi Tom, I just had my early morning coffee but it is not coffeeing.