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A phrase used when somebody is provoking you or insulting you.
Are you eating my corn on the cob?
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The act of putting corn kernels, butter, and salt on your Dick then having a bitch give you a blowjob like shes eating corn-onthe-cob. She has to eat every corn kernel vigorously and the whole time during she has to say om nom nom until she becomes stuffed or too much corn becomes stuck in her throat.
Dude, I porked this fat chick last night. Made her give a Chicago Corn-onthe-Cob.
Man, I got some seck Cob last night.
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What you use when you’re out of lube
We were out of lube last night so I used High Fructose Corn Syrup and it felt so good!
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Fellatio, Oral Sex often as an Insult
Jim Bob eats corn the long way.
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The result of cost-cutting by food companies, soda companies, and fast food joints. This is not real sugar, but actually a sweetener that has been produced from corn.
Real sugar is more expensive than High Fructose Corn Syrup, and so that's why almost all soft drinks contain HFCS instead of real sugar.
And High Fructose Corn Syrup is more unhealthy for you than real sugar, and too much of it is a cause of obesity.
So when you're buying drinks that are supposed to be made out of real fruit juice from the stores, look at the ingredients. If you see High Fructose Corn Syrup, you'd be better off avoiding that product. Same goes for all other food products. You'd be amazed at the number of products with high fructose corn syrup. Look up the ingredients of all the McDonald's food and you'll be shocked by how much of it these people use in their food.
Bill: "Dude, I'm getting addicted to Pepsi. I just love this stuff. I've been drinking it at least once a day."
Suzy: "You're slowly killing yourself, pal. That stuff is just full of High Fructose Corn Syrup. Driking that every day is definitely not a good idea. I had a friend who did that and she got a nasty kidney stone, and was warned she might get diabetes. If you're drinking it every other day or something, and you're doing some exercise, it's not so bad. But every day, plus you always sit on your ass in front of the tube, uhuh, bad idea dude."
Bill: "thanks for the heads-up. I'll try to cut down on the bubbly stuff."
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The Coney Island Corn Dog is when a guy does a woman in the corn hole while riding the ferris wheel at Coney Island. However, this can occur at any amusement park.
Grandpa Granger: Hey sonny did you go to Coney Island the other day?
Danger Granger: Why yes grandpa, and I took my new girlfriend.
Grandpa Granger: Well I hope you gave her a Coney Island Corn Dog!
Danger Granger: I certainly did grandpa. Although I don't think you know what a Coney Island Corn Dog means these days.
Grandpa Granger: It's when you do your woman in the corn hole on the ferris wheel. Your grandma still enjoys a good Coney Island Corn Dog to this very day!
Danger Granger: I want to high-five you, but I think I'm gonna go now.
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This action requires one full day of preparation. The day before hooking up with a filthy pig, every meal consists of eating nothing but corn on the cob. The morning of the hookup, you will need to ingest ONE full bottle of Ex-lax. While fucking her huge tits, and before you dump a load on her face, you release a massive ATOMIC like, explosive diarrhea of corn filled shit, from the the previous day's prep work onto her stomach. You then slide your ass up over her chest, onto her face, finally cleansing your ass in her hair. Thus leaving devastation everywhere.
If that filthy pig keeps it up, I'll have to give her an Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb. She's earned it.
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