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It's when your too lazy to turn around or your hands are occupied to give a normal high five so you give a high five with the back hand
Person 1: High Five!
Person 2: I can't I'm carrying my books, but Back Hand Five!
(clap)
saying something stupid because you have no knowledge about the subject that your speaking on. AND/OR, Saying something stupid purely based on emotion, not based on reality or fact.
I usually love reading the avtimes.com comments section. Everyone’s popping off like five dollar shotguns and making themselves look dumb. Everyone except for “Some Guy”... That dude is cool.
When a guy jizzes on your face and then immediately dusts it with a handful of glitter.
Alt: A Spiderman followed by a handful of glitter
"Susan, why is your face so iridescent?"
"Oh, my boyfriend just gave me a Five Finger Fairy"
My mom gave me some five finger therapy because I played outside today.
Wearing expensive clothes with a shitty body is like hiding your shitty iPhone 3 with a 5 case.
Erin: "Wow! Lookit that girl wearing Oscar De La Renta!"
Marco: "Muffin top, spider veins, and a Spock ear... clearly, it's a five case on a three . "
To poop at such an angle that the turds hit your scrotum. Such as when a boxer hits a speed bag.
"Damn bro, I was taking a dump when that plane was in a vertical dive and it made me do a tyson five round!"
Anti-choice nutbag hoarding "bio-hazard" material
The Former Guy DOJ official and Federalist Society member, David Morrell, owns a Washington, D.C., house whose tenant, Lauren Handy, got busted storing fetuses in a cooler. reached for comment the woman said "omg they're gonna freak when they find out about my Handy Five-fetus"