Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.
Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.
Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!
A person who is ghetto and will never change. They may carry themselves classy, but deep down they are a product of the hood and does everything in a "Hood" manner. They have their own grammar, understanding, beliefs and at least one family member who's in prison.
Also, a woman/girl can be turned into {Hood Crazyif she dates a guy who exposes her to his hood.
"He do not know how to act in the suburbs, because he's too Hood Crazy"
OR
"Ever since she started dating that guy, she's been acting Hood Crazy
The hood way to make a "grilled cheese" but instead of using a stove, you microwave the bread and cheese
"Bro im hungry"
"You want a hood grilled cheese?"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"
Outside of New Orleans. Louisiana there is a small city called Elmwood. Some refer to it as River Ridge & others by Harahan. Zip code 70123. It has a large outside shopping area, a popular gym, multiple restaurants, commercial offices, and 2 apartment complexes. It looks very nice, clean, & quiet in the morning. But come the afternoon & weekend, it goes straight Hood. You can find about any illegal drug you want in Elm-hood. It’s the place to rob cars & storage units. You can find people walking around with stolen dogs & purses around 6pm. If you drive real slow you can get hit with someone’s garbage bags that they are driving around with on the hood of their car. Scrim the local wandering dog in New Orleans also likes to visit the area to pay his respects. Very hood, very ghetto, very- Elm-Hood.
Bruh, let's geaux to Elm-Hood for a daiquiri, a movie, and a blunt for the ride.
Selling your cardano crypto currency because you need money to survive.
Omar El Souessy declared hood bankruptcy by selling his crypto.
A sex position where a man places his ball sack over his sleeping partners eyes and blocks her vision. The man then screams "HOW BOUT THAT ARKANSAS HOODED MERGANSER" while blowing a duck call.
She was sleeping peacefully until I gave her the Arkansas Hooded Merganser with my balls in her face.
This mf was trained by Batman. He has a killers Metallety.yes he can say the tf you thinking? He has two glocks he rocks black tims he fucked up Batman and made the joker rethink his sins