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literally short for "hot bananas". Used as an expression of exclamation. MUST be used in a southern accent or not at all.
Child: Dad, wheres my flip-flops?
Father: Hot naners boy! I told you 4 times them flip-flops are in the hall!!
Hot naners, we struck oil!
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The act of fucking multiple men during a military deployment or field exercise. Soldiers sleep on cots with the hot cotter moving from cot to cot, sometimes in the course of just one night.
Private Calambro came back pregnant, but since she was a regular hot cotter we'll never know who the real father is.
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The reason i use the net.
There's so many hot girls on the net!!
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A term referring to the act of placing a ziploc bag into your lover's mouth and then taking a shit inside the bag. Usually at the end the bag is ziplocked and discarded.
Lover #1: I really don't think I can handle the taste, but I would love to feel warm shit in my mouth.
Lover #2: In that case you will absolutely love the hot colorado!
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When someone, preferably a male, farts the most rancid and burning fart into a woman's vagina before or after sexual intercourse. Sometimes the mixture of seamen and fart can cause massive confusion in the woman that will lead her to kick you swiftly in the groin.
Tovey couldn't find his nuts days after he layed a hot taco in to Patricia's sweet n' salty Poon-tang.
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When a girl sucks your dick after eating something spicy.
My dick burnt after that bitch gave me hot head.
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A commonly-used (but etymologically obscure) term for a sausage that is usually eaten in a bun with ketchup, mustard, and/or relish.
"Sandwich sausage" would be more accurate, but ther term "hot dog" has stuck.
The Dachshund is notorious for looking like a hot dog (the most likely reason that hot dogs got their name was their likeness to the dachshund).
"While in Frankfurt (appropriately), I once asked a German storekeeper for a 'heißer Hund'- literally 'a hot dog.' He burst out laughing, as 'heißer Hund' in German suggests a dog in heat." -Richard Lederer
You see, "hot dog" literally means a dog that is hot, and taken figuratively can mean a frothingly horny canine.
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