Pulling an AP Human

The action of not studying at all or perhaps an underwhelming amount before a large exam, often associated with school. AP Human is used because the exam is known for being extremely difficult

Guy 1: Bro did you study for the exam? I had no idea it would be 90 questions.

Guy 2: Not a chance in hell bro, I stuck to my roots, I was Pulling an AP Human all night. I played Red Dead and had some nose beers! Hopefully I still pass the class.

Guy 1: No way bro! I haven’t pulled an AP Human in years!

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Human fire blanket

When someone shows so much as a flicker of excitement about something, the human fire blanket will smother it with a negative comment about how it probably won't work/ he's never liked such and such, etc.

Son: "Dad, I've been thinking about this for a long time, and I've decided to change career and start a landscape gardening business."

Dad, aka Human fire blanket: "There are already too many people doing that."

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human stop light

When three midgets stand on top of each other and each one has colored pubes, one green, one red, and one yellow. Then they proceed to flash their genitals in random order like a stop light. stoplightstop lightmidgetshuman

that club is awesome, it features a human stop light. stoplightstop lightmidgetshuman

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Decent Human Being

A term used to describe a moralfag by normalfags

"Ummm sweetie its called being a decent human being..."

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beetle-human hybrid

A person who's genetic makeup contains the DNA of both a human and a beetle, causing them to mutate and be a general jackass

Go die you beetle-human hybrid. I hate you and so does everyone else in this room.

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Are we human, or are we dancer?

Possibly the most ridiculous lyrics in the history of song-making. The only song with lyrics that surpass Human in ridiculousness is Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen.

The Killers: Are we human, or are we dancer??!?
Bob: TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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Human Light Bulb Syndrome

Typically a phrase used for typically novice bodybuilders or gym rats who only work upper-body giving them the appearance of a light bulb. They tend to over-compensate for aesthetics neglecting their legs sometimes entirely. This occurs until enough people have told them their legs look tiny, and they begin to do squats and other leg lifts.

"Have you seen how huge John has gotten?"

"Yeah but it's all upper body, he's suffering from human light bulb syndrome"