that's what I'm talking about

expression of approval or anticipation

Dude 1: "Dude, check out the size of that cheeseburger!"
Dude 2: "Now, that's what I'm talking about!"

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I'm sorry, want a cookie?

A phrase said in response to a completely pointless story in which one bitches about something nobody cares about.

Can be said either extremely and obviously sarcastically or with extreme concern. Both methods are fairly effective in making the victim look like a fag.

1. Stupid bitch's facebook status that's just looking for attention: Oh my god, I'm so ugly, my boyfriend hates me, my life sucks!

Any normal person: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

2. *Person rambles on 5 minutes about pointless story of how their life sucks*

Me: I'm sorry, want a cookie?

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know what i'm saying

"know what I'm saying?": used by idiots and fools after every other word in a sentance when they have no idea what they are talking about.

Then I say what it be like"know what I'm saying" we jacked him up"know what I'm saying"and poped a cap in him"know what I'm saying?".

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I'm Rick James, bitch

A once funny phrase from Chapel's shown, then bastardized by every idiot who thinks that they're funny repeating it.

Fat nerd: "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
Fat friends: "HEhehehehehehehehehhe... I'm leet"

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I'm better than you

Statement indicating that one person is superior by undisclosed means to another. Often used to stop moments of awkward silence.

I play baseball; I'm better than you.

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God I'm wonderful wall

This is a wall, usually in some aspiring male's office, in which he displays diplomas, citations, plaques, trophies, and pictures of himself with celebrities. This is done in a delibreate attempt to foster an enhanced self-image to others.

Jack had a few bogus plaques and diplomas on his God I'm wonderful wall. They impressed the chicks.

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I'm Rick James Bitch!

The immortal phrase spoken by dave chappelle on his sketch show "The Dave Chappelle Show."

This phrase originates from the sketch in which Chappelle plays a young Rick James in a flash back of his friend Charlie Murphy.

What did the five Fingers say to the face? SLAP! I'm Rick James Bitch!

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