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June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.
GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"
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Why are you typing all the 12 months into urban dictionary. You are such a bored ass if you search this. Do something productive, watch Youtube, but you decide to waste your time typing all the months into urban dictionary. Congratulations, you passed as any human can be bored. This is all you accomplished.
My friend has failed an essay in english, because they were to busy searching January February March April May June July August September October November December into urb.
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JaFeMaApMaJuJuAuSeOcNoDe - jafemapjujasocnod - jamapjuscod japjored jabored jbored bored bored bored
Ignore my previous definition when i say "congrats you passed as any human can be bored" that doesn't make any sense, I meant that there are not many people who type all the months when bored because they have qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.
Im so bored i will search January February March April May June July August September October November December (2)
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National girl give head day to a boy but, head is where a girl sucks on a guys dick while the boy enjoys it
Baby you know it’s time for June, 22 you know what time it is
The day you forgot your kid was still in the car, then came back 3 hours later only to find that your kid drove the car away💀
Guy: “hey, did you hear that it’s June 4th?”
Other guy: “oh, that’s why I lost my car”
June 4th is National Noah Hate Day! During this day you will have to hate any person with the name Noah.
June 4th is National Noah Hate Day by the way, I can't wait for it.