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Refers to someone who clearly knows how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "dead bed energy".
Erica: "Brad is so sweet. He just called out his friends for making homophobic jokes."
Janet: "Whoa, you gotta get on that. That is some frisky bed energy."
The place where a person sleeps, usually consisting of: a mattress, sheets, blankets, pillows.
That chick that Baumann plowed last night messed up his bed set.
Sometimes "Wet Maid". Not to be confused with "Wet Nurse".
A maid employed to assist with sexual activities in a supporting role for a couple. The important distinction being that the maid is never engaged directly sexually.
A bed maid typically doesn't directly take part in the sexual activities but will assist in entry, application of birth control and lubrication, maintaining erection, serving sexual toys etc. In some cases the sex between the couple may be entirely passive. With the maid being held responsible for the one or both of the parties reaching climax while they are coupled.
"You look amazing in this light. Call the bed maid..."
"I must have you now! Summon the bed maids."
When your working with clowns and one guy does something wrong you would say “ shit the bed “
Shit the bed I’m never touching a Radiator again!
When billy busted a but in his girlfriends pussy he proclaimed "I shit the bed"
When one golfer plays a round with someone who consistently underperforms
"E, you shit the bed again!" - JT
Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.
Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.