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When your 12 inch penetrates your girl doggy style however your length causes her disc to slip and in turn her back is now blown out
Question:Wheres Ircha?
answer : Shes in the hospital , I blew out her back last night. She slipped her discs
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To be engaged in coitus with a female that likes to be smacked around during sex. As you increase in brutality she increases in arousel. Eventually the act heats up so much you end beating the wheels off that bitch until her legs give out.
Codi: "So, did you end up hookin' up with that chick from the bar last night?"
Bob: "Yeah man, we went back to her place and got down to the dirty business. Turns out she likes to be smacked around."
Codi: "Oh snap! Did you get into it?"
Bob: "Fuck yeah, she kept saying harder so I ended up beatin' the wheels off her."
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Rappers often say this as a way to show that they didn't care about the person their fucking and it was just a fling. This also implies that they do it often and don't even bother to get fully naked anymore.
"yeah I took your bitch and I fucked her with my socks on ay"
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Giving her forty quid is one of the meanest ways of dumping stupid Welsh girls, or generally enabling a woman to get the hell out of your house, life, and mind.
Man to friend:
"She's doing my head in."
Friend:
"Give her 40 quid"
Man goes to missus, flings 2 £20 notes in her general direction: "Here's forty quid. Put that in your petrol tank, and fuck off back to Cardiff"
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If ever I should find her:
*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.
*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.
*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".
*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.
*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.
*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.
*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.
*I promise morning talks to evening walks.
*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.
*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.
*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.
*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.
*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.
*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.
*I promise you will know you are loved.
If ever I find her…
Life changes. I will never lose hope.
These, my promises.
a cute and sweet person who is always there for u THERE THE BEST person u ever meet if umeat a leelee keep hold on to them and dont let go
awww look at leelee with her little book shes so so so sweet
The act of a woman talking uncomfortable shit for no apparent reason!
(Desiree) She lost her jaw at mike when said some dumb shit