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A group of 4 or more turkish males conversing and or planning with each other. Speaking over one another, While over complicating the simplest of tasks.
Barish and his cronies have turned this entire situation into the biggest turkle jerk.
A game when your ejaculating and most of the semen goes in your belly button
Bro you’ll never believe it I got a jerk In one yesterday
WHEN you take a shit a dick nd jerk it off
“Let’s do a chili jerk tonight”
Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.
This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)
Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!
Jerking it crazy style is when. You have one leg on the kitchen counter, one leg on the floor, both hands vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be covered in baby oil, and making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.
This act is to be done completely in the nude. (excluding religious headwear)
Santa was bringing me presents but he went back up the chimney when he caught me “jerking it crazy style”!
n. The act of masturbating while simultaneously crying in an attempt to cheer yourself up.
"Did you hear that Danny got caught cheating on her?"
"I'm sure he had a guilt jerk over it"
"Sure.."
When your right arm is worn out from all that jerking off.
My boy Matt needs to start switch jerking, his right arm looks like Hulk.