A blowjob given to a receiver by a living skeleton, usually reanimated by a mage or warlock.
Hey did you hear John went to Louisiana to get a Living Sansjob?
Oh fuck again?
ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.
noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.
adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.
This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.
Miraculously the single greatest phrase ever created, created by the single greatest man ever created (no not by god; created by a little miracle some people call s*x or int*rcourse) to sum up the indubious eventual aim of the beautifully beautifying human condition -
to "LIVE IN EXCESS"
"Uhhh I'm not sure if I'm gonna go to the party man"
"What is up with you dude? Have you forgotten to LIVE IN EXCESS?"
"Of course. I'm sorry bro, I lost myself for a second there. I gotta follow the teachings of the legendary AVW"
Guy 1: Hey, we still cool for drinks tomorrow?
Guy 2: it’s live
A place made by Microsoft where humans can connect and start yelling racist shit and multiple swear words,
This feature is mostly used by 9 year olds, bots, 30 year old men, etc
Lucky for me I only met 10 toxic 9 year olds in my 3 years of xbox
I used to to be that one toxic 9 year old in the bo2 lobby btw
Be careful on this platform, its scary at times
Common words/phrases are....
Fuck you
YOUR A HACKER
I fucked your mom last night
Suck a dick!
Go fuck yourself
*constant screaming followed my eating the mic*
N*****
*mom yelling at the user to get off the Xbox*
Bitch!
I cannot go any farther than this otherwise this wouldn't exist
In conclusion Xbox live is garbage
A place to share and participate in "dirty talking" with others who are sharing the same chat with each other. Xbox live is popular among the LGBT community as it shares many popular circle jerks such as exclusives like Halo. Faggots alike love this place to share their same liking of dicks and big black slippery men.
Hey Gordon, wanna go to my house to have a little fun?
Not today sweetheart, I have homework, but we can have a little fun on Xbox live.
the place where toxic nine year olds say they slept with your mother
hey i never want to log onto xbox live again