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Caucasian Male Potato

A term used to describe a Caucasian man who is a couch potato and will date every redheaded girl.

Damn, he’s really a Caucasian Male Potato.

by Crankytdog November 17, 2021


Straight white male

A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)

Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”

A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”

by MyNameIsCalvin July 19, 2024

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Straight white male

I’m a straight white male and non whites and lefties hate it Non whites are square headed left wing nigger lovers that hate whites yet swim to white countries. Non whites wear socks up to their shins and sandals while giving underaged white girls facials while shaking and moaning and poo flying out their non white bum their filthy bald shit stains these non whites. Also non whites spread offensive bs online about whites but if whites done it back to non whites they would have an anger meltdown. Non whites stick their faces in the bum of Alexis Texas the pornstar while their shaking and moaning and wearing socks up to their shins and sandals. their annoying shit stains their hypocrites non whites want you to feel bad for being white something you can’t control

Non whites cry about me being a straight white male. Also Pedophile is non whites also non whites are over privileged freaks that get free money free housing their privileged in online moderation non whites are privileged in everything yet call whites privileged their pathetic square headed left wing nigger loving shit stains white women are privileged to not as much as them though non whites also need to take down ur post because their feelings are hurt yet they spread offensive bs about whites online their fat hairy shit stains these non whites. Non whites wear them rugby looking autism helmets.

by Nonwhitesaresquareheadedpedos February 16, 2024

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figma male

It describes a man who is often found arguing about the benefits of a design software called Figma. They derive most of their pleasure from not using other software and speaking ill about them on Linkedin. Their common phrases include, "Figma supremacy," "Is it responsive?", "I would make a component of that," etc. Unlike an Adobe fan, who is typically capable of using multiple software programs, the Figma male is ignorant of his lack of capability and instead uses it as a moral high ground to increase his self-esteem. These Figma males are usually seen with silver MacBooks, sitting in cafes, and making presentations for B2B SAAS companies. They are also big proponents of ChatGPT, and consider it their church as it helps form most of their opinions. One must avoid Figma males at all costs, specifically during the monsoons when they become especially loud after their yearly fan meet called Config.

You know Rahul right, the figma male from Toronto.

My new colleague is a figma male, he is so annoying.

Cannot wait to drop this figma male....
uhhhh a UX designer... you're not a figma male right?

by painstation June 27, 2024


Alfie Male

Like so he is kinda cool, funny, nice and gentle. Has a normal sized shlong

Ur an Alfie male

by May 25, 2022


Spaghetti Western male

A guy that thinks he's a cowboy even though he's from Italy.

The Spaghetti Western male wore a cowboy hat five sizes too big and boots that looked fit for a clown was a smooth operator, don't let his charms convince you otherwise.

by The Original Agahnim September 12, 2021


Midwest Male

Essentially a Sigma Male who is very talkative.
He's defined by his lack of awareness for privacy and personal space.

"Tom is such a Midwest Male. He wouldn't shut up at the urinals"

by Closetobegood January 26, 2022