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You drink this tucker max death mix of Everclear, Gatorade, and Red Bull, you will lose all memory of the night and probably wake up in a puddle of vomit without any pants.
Having sex for the first time, or in other words using one's virgin credit limit a.k.a v card to its maximum.
Last night Chimonya had sex for the first time, his Maxed out V-card is no longer accepted.
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(Iden is included because that’s how you pronounce their name) This bean is the nicest person you will ever meet!!!!! Super sweet and there for everyone! They will stick up for themselves and everyone else. Don’t mess with them or else you will have an army of 6-12 people who originated from a group chat to break your kneecaps, so you better not hurt them. They care about everyone more than themselves, and if they say they’re fine, don’t believe them because they’re an excellent liar when it comes to that sort of stuff! But seriously, they will always be there for you no matter what because that’s just who they are!
Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: Oh, that’s Aiden Max the ultimate Iden! They are so nice and you better cherish them or else I will break your kneecaps :)
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The iPhone used to flex on people. It makes no sense to get this phone if it’s oversized, overpriced, and the same thing as the regular. The only differences are that the Pro Max has one more camera, and a way higher price tag. Steve Jobs would not be happy if he saw this.
Bob: WOAH!!! U SEE JOHN’S NEW PHONE?
Chris: NO WAY, HE HAS THE IPHONE 11 PRO MAX
Christina: IDIOTS! I HAVE THE SAME EXACT PHONE!
Bob: IS UR PHONE $1,100? IS UR PHONE HUGE
Christina: ITS THE SAME— nvm.
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Quite possibly the most influential Halo 3 montage maker of all time. He has an awesome hit, his 3rd halo3 montage and he's making more by the month... i talked to him personaly and he had a lot to say about what he plans to do in the next few years, i cant reveal the big secret until he does though; this guy is really going somewhere in hi carrer, he isnt just wasting his time playing pointles games.
OMG WE'RE PLAYING WITH MM MAD MAX MM
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very hot 10 year old indian chief from the best cartoon to fucking exist + hoshimi fangirls over him in probably a way that's turning unhealthy (:
"dAmn max from camp camp is pretty hot"
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