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The name incorrectly given to a Potato cake by people from Northern Australia who make poor decisions
My ex used to call it a Potato Scallop, that’s why she’s my Ex
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A man with a cold sore developed from kissing potatoes at markets in China.
Hailong went to the market in Qufu, when the staff was not looking, he began kissing the potatoes. He was caught off guard by a staff member who yelled "Potato Kisser!" He ran.
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Is a sorcerer necromancer who specialises in the art of potatotize and Garbage lifting. Is generally mistaken for some who is high and spends hours trying to turn a bedroom lamp into Shrek by replacing the lightbulb for a stuffed bear head while chanting "my belly button feels warm, my belly button feels warm". If you see either of these pack your car, get your kids and drive as far away as possible.
<Dude 1> Dude! we've got to run, a potato wizard is coming after me!
<Dude 2> Holy crap! Get in the car now!
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Man I smashed it like an Idaho potato she call my at my O.J. "come now"
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A sexual experience characterized by the insertion of a freshly boiled (peeled) Noorländsk Mandel potato in the rectum. The peeled skins are then chopped finely and via a catheter introduced into the erect penis. Is also known as a Dundrum express.
We had to pay the hooker in the red light district 2,000 to give our boy a swedish potato
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The act of a man inserting his partially-erect penis into a woman's vagina.
"I was ready to get it on with Ted, but he just slipped me a stuffed potato."
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When someone takes a shit so large and so round that it looks like an oversized potato
Jeff: yo mother fucker
Bob: yea nigga ass bitch
Jeff: I'm bout to take a potato shit on yo face niggie
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