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When you tit-fuck your girl until you cum into her waiting open mouth and fill it up.
I met that girl at he bar and brought her her home. I gave her The Mountain Lake and she almost choked to death.
When you tit-fuck your girl until you cum into her waiting open mouth and fill it up.
I met that girl at the bar and took her home. Gave her The Mountain Lake and thought she was going to choke to death.
Bunya Mountains is a National park in Queensland situated between Dalby and Kingaroy. Its main population consists of tiny kangaroos and one pink lady. Its a great place to go if you want to get away from your interesting lives and go somewhere where you dont have to do anything. Mainly because there is nothing to do.
I went to Bunya Mountains yesterday it was so boring I jumped off.
Off brand mountain Dew, typically in poorer Giant Eagle stores
Caden: Mountain Fizzer?
Ryder: No way!!!
Just an absolute slapper of a woman; her crawlspace remains open for days on end waiting for its next victim. Typically larger than the average male, the "mountain troll" woman finds her pray drunken in bars, sleeping in the alleys, and in the Bronx. A full savv to say the least.
Charles - "Hey bobby"
bobby - "whats up homes"
Charles - "how was that mountain troll that mounted you last night?"
bobby- "Yao Kay you savage bint"
Sniffing cocain off a females titts.
My girl let's me do snowy mountains off of her titts.
Inappropriate yodelling from ones vagina.
A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters