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Very good, gourmet, fancy, and expensive food considered a delicacy to most humans around the globe.
I finally got to eat ramen noodles and feel like a whole new man. I laughed, and I cried.
A narcissist slash arrogant plant that produces cocaine through photosynthesis
Yeah, that ramen noodle feeds off of toadstools
The stuff that’s on the top of Jack Avery’s head
I wanna eat Jack’s ramen noodles
Noodle man is one of the greatest gods you will ever face, if you havent yet then just wait and he will be crawling under your bed at night
Just wait and see...
Noodle man Noodle man
Where are you?
When we need you the most?
Where are you?
The children screams at night waiting for rescuing
Where are you?
A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.
They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?
What?
Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!
This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)
This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.
Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.
Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?