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A soulless handjob. Possibly from a ginger.
Chase thought he had a wet dream but it turns out his roommate was sneaking in and giving him the old ginger jerk while he slept.
On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
It's national jerk off day!! Finally!!
This is an exclamation that you say to someone who has put you in a frustrated state that you are unable to deliver a comeback because they so brilliantly insulted you.
Benny: "Yeah, now you listen here, you trifflin' trick ass brick-faced bitch with no play all day who never gonna get laid!"
Sean: "You're nothin' but a word jerk! Just leave me alone I'll get mine."
Benny: "Ahhhh hahahaaa!!!"
Unsatisfying and unpleasurable masturbation after a man has just ejaculated because the ability to achieve a strong erection is limited due to the refractory period, a physiological period of time that prevents men from having multiple erections and orgasms.
I found myself still horny after masturbating last night, so I tried a refractory jerk that left me sore and unsatisfied. masturbation, masterbate, jerk off, jack off, masterburnt, pleasuring oneself
When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off
Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow
1) A term used to describe movies that tanked at the box office, but have unusually high DVD sales due to the high content of cleavage and sex contained within the movie.
2) American Pie Beta House
"I heard Good Luck Chuck had a horrible plot but an unusually high Jerk-Value."
1. Noun. When, overcome with sadness, depression, or despair, you jerk off to feel even marginally better.
2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant.
3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2.
4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.
1. Overcome with sadness, Noah decided to have a weepy jerk, resulting in his problems not seeming quite so bad after all.
2. While on a marathon jerk session, Thomas recalled a sad moment from his formative years, turning his proud gank into a weepy jerk.
3. Heath weepily jerked for hours, hoping for some change in his mood.
4. -Aw, Eli's crying! -Who gives a shit?! Fuck that weepy jerk!