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The soul crushing decision every male has to make from time to time, the choice of am I uncontrollably horny or am I bone crushingly depressed. This question only arise as the sun goes down but still infects the mind like a third world parasite.
Guy 1: dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: ah man I spent the night figuring out if I was in pain or horny.......it was just pain.
Guy 1: oh I was horny.
A male dog
That Horny little bastard was tryna shag me dog
When your so horny your like fried carnival food tasty in the sense of sex but not the healthiest option if your desires are extremely intense.
Fuck your deepfried horny cause you wanna jump on some bones.
Any person or animal that only thinks focuses and has extreme excitement over Sex or anything sexual related
“YO that guy won’t stop pestering that girl to go home with him, Yeah! He’s a Horny spaz he has no control”