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Shabnam is the most perfect girl , if you love her keep her forever....she will usually find her true love on the 3rd or 4th try and his name is most likely to start with A, this guy whoever finds her is extremely lucky and will give his life for shabnam
Shabnam is the most prettiest girl in the world and her eyes are as beautiful as the moon and as calm and cool as the mountain dews.
When you piss in someone's mouth and they swallow it. (The piss must be very yellow).
Oh yeah (name) mountain dew'd my mouth last night
A Corn mash drink sold or produced by a Mountain Man, made famous during the prohibition era, synonymous with a jug with 3 x’s on it.
“I paid Cletus $50 for a jug of Mountain Dew, it tasted like Gasoline and Brake Cleaner.”
a drink that gives you supernatural powers.
mountain dew? dew the dew before the dew does you!!
Elizabeth: Jane! I’m starting to get the haunted Jane: mountains? What’s that Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: My breasts, they’re finally developing.
Jane: Lol, why are you calling them the haunted mountains?
Elizabeth: I don’t know tbh... that what my mom calls them, lol. But... she’s kind of stuck in the 50’s
When one finishes on the sexual oppositions back and then leave due to them not putting out.
Did you hear about charlie, Abbie didnt put out to he gave her the O' Jizzback Mountain.
Being in a situation resulting in fingering males butthole until acrylic nails are gone and fingers are pooped on
What happened with Jimmy? I had to go to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory with him.