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When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday…. I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.
When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”
My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday… I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.
National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner
its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!
National jerk day is on 5th of december the day of the year when all man masturbate on hot girls pictures
Hey bro! Today it's National Jerk day, I'm gonna masturbate.
Self-pleasuring in the shower.
-Do you need some time to yourself before we go?
-Nah, I got a clean and jerk in earlier.
One of the two lifts in Olympic weightlifting, involving shouldering the weight, and getting the weight overhead. Requires years of dedication to become remotely good at.
He just did a Clean and Jerk while I just did my daily jerk and clean.
A hole in the ground in which one collects jerks.
Jack threw yet another school bully in the Jerk hole.
"Another one for the Jerk hole".