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Rose Hill Junior High

An institution for the criminally insane, pedophiles, necrophiliacs, potheads (in excessive quantity), and Scotty and Nathan.

Built under the pre-ordained basis of a middle school. After the first principal was determined to be ineffective, the district had him assasinated and replaced him with one david Larson. After Larson's succesful 3 year regime, the district unanimously decided to promote him to major general where he currently serves, until 2009, when he was inexplicably shot by his own men. The school was then placed under the tenure and special care of Lucifer, aka Satan. Shortly thereafter, the district realized their utter incompetence and fell into irrevocable anarchy. God Save the Queen.

President Barack Obama: So Scott and Nathan, where did you guys go to Jr. High?

Scott and Nathan: Rose Hill Junior High School sir.

President: How was your experience there?

Scott and Nathan: It was one of rape and anarchy, even a few zombie invasions and molotov cocktail incidents sir.

President: How delightful!

by Inmates_110891_and_030592 October 2, 2010

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laguna hills high school

a school where everyone is laid back and a stoner. even the honers kids.

Person 1: hey your chill, you must go to laguna hills high school
person 2: yeahhhh maaaannnnnn

by mmm777 September 23, 2012

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Salem Hills High School

A high school located in Salem Utah. Filled with either molly Mormon’s or people that mistake bowling with sex. The teacher who work here are great but you will always see that one bitch ass kid who hates one teacher, there for all his friends hate that teacher, and all there friends hate that teacher and so on so fourth. Most poor sports you will ever see are on any sports team in Salem hills high school. Most of the kids in the school will talk shit about cities around them like Payson and Spanishfork, though about 50% of the students don’t even live in Salem.

Yo, can’t stand Salem Hills High School and all there stupid shit

by My grandma just ate some prune April 2, 2019


Kick the can down the hill

To get something started despite the majority of people not wanting it to happen

"god dammit smaced you always gotta be the one to kick the can down the hill"

by E. Norma Stits May 30, 2022


hunting hills high school

Hunting hills is full of “preppy” girls who think they are the shit. Most people are stoners but you would never know it. Everyone who has went to hunting or goes to hunting says the carpets are nasty and that the principal is an ass.

Yeah you probably go to hunting hills high school

by Munhan06 December 15, 2021


Capitol Hill Day School

CHDS does absolutely nothing to prepare you for real life. It is basically a prep school for Sidwell and is home to 50% Taylor Swift stans and 70% assholes. The school is a wannabe progressive that fucks up a little too often.

Students are pretty nice and they have an impressively small amount of bullying. Stay clear of taking French and you'll be fine. Beautiful campus but you got to wonder what the fuck they are doing with all that money.

Warning: You may meet famous people's asshat children who will threaten to arrest you.

Typical conversation with a kid from Capitol Hill Day School:

CHDS kid 2: Dude, did you see the presidential debate last night?

St. Peter's kid: What about it?

CHDS kid 1: My mom was in it.

CHDS kid 2: My mom *was* the debate.

St. Peter's kid: WTF...

by ittybittytitties September 29, 2021


chester hill high school

Chester hill high school The most sad and BORING school in this Australia were everyone has beef with EVERYONEEEE also Not to mention the people are annoying and obnoxious ASFFF And there just a HANDFULL that are ok but there are also those who are KINDAAA perverted...COULD SAY SO MUCH MORE ABOUT THIS SCHOOL ... but I won't .

Emma:"Wanna go to chester Hill high school?"

Cool person: "I would rather die thankyou very much"

by The only cool mf May 20, 2022