When a man becomes sexually frustrated with his wife's persistent refusal of sexual relations. As a result, he waits until his wife has fallen asleep, typically around midnight, and takes out his sexual frustration on her. Thus the midnight meat train arrives...
My wife fell asleep on me when she got home from work so instead of waking her up, I slipped her the midnight meat train.
the conductor of a sexual train. large vag. small boobies. whore. hated by many. useless human being. waste of life. anoying. obnoxious. stupid. brain dead. cunt. twat. bitch.
ew. there's courtney the train! choo choo!
having a heroin addiction, using Heroin
I can't donate blood, I'm Riding The H Train. I also have AIDS, but thats beside the point.
Having sex.
More specifically, having sex to the point of orgasm.
"What were you up to last night? You didn't text back."
"Oh, I went over to Jake's and was too busy riding the 'O' train. Whoo whoo!"
Two men having sex with one woman.
Originally coined by the musical group Little Feet.
There were two trains running. One of them was my friend's and the other was mine.
when you apply condiments to your erect penis and then smash said penis into a woman's mouth
She said she never performed oral sex before so I had to give her a ride on the 'ol Chicago "L" Train.
A fast-coming, better get to a toilet in 10 seconds or less or it’s gonna be running down my leg, shit.
I was eating some greasy fish and chips and all of a sudden I had to take a train spotting dump.