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Midnight Meat Train

When a man becomes sexually frustrated with his wife's persistent refusal of sexual relations. As a result, he waits until his wife has fallen asleep, typically around midnight, and takes out his sexual frustration on her. Thus the midnight meat train arrives...

My wife fell asleep on me when she got home from work so instead of waking her up, I slipped her the midnight meat train.

by Apt D12 March 05, 2013


courtney the train

the conductor of a sexual train. large vag. small boobies. whore. hated by many. useless human being. waste of life. anoying. obnoxious. stupid. brain dead. cunt. twat. bitch.

ew. there's courtney the train! choo choo!

by Bobbbbyy June 29, 2008


Riding The H Train

having a heroin addiction, using Heroin

I can't donate blood, I'm Riding The H Train. I also have AIDS, but thats beside the point.

by Booger November 19, 2004


riding the 'O' train

Having sex.
More specifically, having sex to the point of orgasm.

"What were you up to last night? You didn't text back."
"Oh, I went over to Jake's and was too busy riding the 'O' train. Whoo whoo!"

by mexivanilla November 14, 2014


two trains running

Two men having sex with one woman.

Originally coined by the musical group Little Feet.

There were two trains running. One of them was my friend's and the other was mine.

by vindex parsley April 09, 2011


Chicago "L" Train

when you apply condiments to your erect penis and then smash said penis into a woman's mouth

She said she never performed oral sex before so I had to give her a ride on the 'ol Chicago "L" Train.

by crush relish April 13, 2021


train spotting dump

A fast-coming, better get to a toilet in 10 seconds or less or it’s gonna be running down my leg, shit.

I was eating some greasy fish and chips and all of a sudden I had to take a train spotting dump.

by KPS Alumni March 26, 2013