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You are in love with Josh Agnello
When a girl puts paper in her mouth she is in love with Josh Agnello.
“You put paper in your mouth!!”
“I’m so paper in mouth”
A thing that you use to clip your motherfucking paper.
average joe: hey man do you think you can clip that motherfucking paper together with that other paper?
Cool paper clipping dude: yeah I gotchuu.. CLIP CLIP
average joe: you are the coolest person in the world
Nickname for the fans of Audrey Mika.
“Do you watch Audrey Mika?”
“Yeah I’m a paper clip.”
“Paper clips are the best”
when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.
Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.
Man Jeremy is getting real good rn
Yeah man he be hitting on that paper
The little bits or often huge stains of shit left by someone's dirty hands on a roll of toilet paper in a public toilet.
Person 1: Hey, have you got any toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah, why? Are you out?
Person 1: Nope, the one I've got is Chocolate Paper.
Person 2: Shit. Literally.
When something or someone is not trustworthy.
Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.