Cheek busting Peter Packer

A normal man who has spent time in prison and has become a raging sex crazed homosexual lunatic.

Big Herco: Why is no one calling Tim to go out anymore
Ved: after he spent some time in jail, he has become a Cheek Busting Peter Packer
Big Herco: Keep those cheek busters away from me, don't care if they are Packing or Gazing

45👍 1👎

Pipe Laying Peter Packer

A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.

Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men

Peters Township High School

A school in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania with only spoiled white rich kids who are all addicted to drugs and nicotine. The girls have daddy issues and the guys are all fuck boys.

Do you know anyone who goes to Peters Township High School?

Peter [Lynn] [Stafford]

Some what of a homo. Likes men and Alex Hawley. He is into Mac also.

P.L.S. is possibly gay.

2👍 5👎

panic pack rat peter

A middle aged hairy man who looks like David Hassellhoff and panics at the drop of a hat and also keeps every sheet of paper or garbage

Your holding on to that grudge like panic pack rat peter.

Put Peter Out to Pasture

Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.

Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.

161👍 36👎

Peters Township Middle School

Imagine a place where no one gets along with each other because everyone’s goal is to be better than the next person. Imagine a work environment in which only favors those who excel in sports and like to get high on Friday nights. Imagine a place where there are very, very few people who will listen to you. Imagine Peters Township Middle School. This is 2-year torture block is one of the most mismanaged, utterly disgraceful public schools I have ever stepped foot in.

The teachers fall into 2 categories - The “I want to be a middle school student again” category, in which the teachers don’t teach and instead spend class time talking about the stupid cheer and danceathon and play favorites on students who are on the path to suspension (just because those kids fit into the “popular, partying, jock” crowd”) and the “I wanna get out of this place” category, in which the teachers teach with even less personality and effectivity, don’t help anyone who asks for it, and tells kids that get 70%’s on their tests, “At least you got a passing grade.” There are few exceptions to this.

When I die, I hope I don’t end up in Peters Township Middle School.