piss jerking

The act of masturbating your flacid penis while urinating. Normaly to amuse and or upset various members of a congregation.

Ex. I enjoy pissjerking in the backyard at cookout, its a great conversation starter

Steve- sure is a great day to be hiking, hang on steve im gona take a leak
Tom- ok ... Jesus christ what the fuck are you jerking your cock for, your getting piss everywhere.
Steve- o sorry i just like to pissjerk once in a while
Tom- o thats sounds like fun, im gona drink all this water so i can start my piss jerking career

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Piss Chair

The act of a man sitting on a tolit straddled by a girl who is peeing

I got the piss chair yesterday

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Getting in the piss

One of the highest ranks of expressing how intoxicated you are, or will be. More aggressive form of 'getting on the piss' or 'OTP', as you are quantifying how deep you will be getting in the piss, rather than just getting on it. (See also: piss = alcohol/alcoholic beverage).

John: What are ya up to tonight mate?
Darryl: Getting in the piss bro.
John: How deep?
Darryl: Till I can't feel my legs

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Pissed-Offative

Being Pissed Off To The Highest Level OF Pissitivity pissed

Ray Ray: Man I'm pissed!

Devion: How pissed?

Ray Ray: Fuck man, I'm so pissed I'm pissed-offative!

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piss kink

It’s a kink where you... well like piss... a lot.

You Jimbo the girl I banged last night had a serious piss kink

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Piss in Mouth

R. Kelly

Mr. Kelly, did you piss in mouth?

Yes.

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Viper Piss

After sex, cum dries in the end of a man's schlong. When he tries to pee, it comes out in two streams like a viper's tongue. It usually happens after a night of drinking.

Dang, I had the viper piss this morning. It went everywhere!

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