so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".

Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...

Sour player

When someone's being a little bitch and a poor sport and trying to kill your vibe.

Hey Tyler stop being such a fuckin sour player!

The Record Player

Resembles the phrase "Sit and Spin." A female lays down tongue out while a man spreads apart his buttocks and proceeds to sit on the tongue. Once he finds himself in a confortable position he begins to spin like a record on a record player.

Wow, the record player is cool.

joiner player

Computer controlled players in a video game, possibly can be taken over by a human player

Are you playing with a real person? No it's a joiner player

Hit Players

The most disgusting things in existence, someone who has no experience fighting, or someone who spam there five hit combo.

Hit players have literally zero skill in tactical fighting

Worst UNO player

This is someone who sucks at UNO so bad that you win every time.

Worst UNO player would be said like :“Dylan (the Canadian) lost 10 rounds of UNO to me…he sucks”

Clutch player

Cian Reddy in any game of seige or basketball

Damn I wish I had the clutch player, Cian on my team