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when the anal sphincter muscles or labia has lost elasticity due to over usage and abuse.
dear government thanks for the o-ring damage.
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Ringing my bell or ring my bell is term for when a drug user gets high on fentanyl. A hit of fentanyl makes your head dizzy and “ring”
Gonna ring my bell with this hit of fentanyl
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Basically, it's your balls going around your upper thighs
Bill: Dude the bells are ringing in the church!
Bob: Oh, shit!
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when a dude takes a dump SO large that it comes back up outta' the toilet ball and hits his balls
meagan, "Man, what took you so long in there?"
Unky Brad, "Whoa! Dude! I was just ringing the liberty bell!"
meagan, "Did you at least take a picture?"
Unky Brad, "Na, but I didn't flush"
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when you put an onion ring around the shaft of your penis and make someone suck you off til they can reach it. from the latin.
i gave sheila a gringo napkin ring!
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A sign of rejection that is experienced when one person calls another's cell phone and they can hear the phone ring two to three times before the callee's voice mail begins. It is indicative of the callee not wanting to speak to the caller. Had the callee's phone been off, the voice mail would have picked up immediately. More rings would indicate the callee missed the call.
Billy knew that the girl he met the other night wanted nothing to do with him because when he called her for the first time he was third-ring-voicemailed.
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When your fart smells just like Burger King onion rings. Typically happens 6-8 hours after consuming Burger King Onion Rings.
Phew!! BK onion ring fart!! I know that smell ANYWHERE!!
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