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To mix up a salad. What else did you think it meant?
Husband: "Hey honey, want me to toss your salad?"
Wife: "Sure! That'd be great."
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To eat pussy; as in "Toss the Pink Salad." Similar to "Toss the Salad," which means to eat ass, anus, etc.
"Yea, she really loves it when I go down on her and TOSS THE PINK SALAD." It drives her crazy!"
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Two oiled up Greek men licking each other’s assholes sensuously.
Adam and Ben enjoyed a hot olive salad last night. It was exquisite!
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The loud noises emitted from an intense make out session. It resembles someone eating a messy egg salad sandwich. Usually related to slurping, sloshing, and lip smacking sounds.
John: Keep it down back there, it sounds like someone's munching on an egg salad sandwich!!!!
Corey: *slurp* Shut up john... *slurp*
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When two gay zombies squirt black cum onto each other after having protected intercourse. This sometimes occurs in large card boxes with unicorns.
Dude, I saw some zombies make some spicy mustard salad in the alley last night. "Creep status."
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An interface or layout that has too many bright colors, often hideously contrasting for maximum eyestrain. Prevalent in MacOS and recently Windows XP that have extremely colorful menus and buttons. The term "angry fruit salad" refers to the fact that canned fruit salad often looked unnaturally colorful, almost neonlike. The sight of such a color jumble was then referred to as an angry fruit salad.
I don't like the iMac's OS...too much angry fruit salad.
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An anal fruit salad is an asshole that is covered and surrounded my many different entities, such as dingle berries, herpes, warts, scabs, or used toilet paper. A person will spread the ass cheeks open and try to bite off as many of these items, spitting them into a fruit bowl. The anal fruit salad can then be served at parties, family reunions, and bar mitzvahs. Goes best with crackers.
The anal fruit salad you served tonight was very delicious! The herpes/turd combination tasted just like a yak's taint.
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