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A nice evening at the beach (has to be 65 degrees Fahrenheit so you can see their nipples). A party of 8 walking through the sand barefoot with 7 girls and 1 nicely dressed man who had to do it to em.
I can't wait to go 7 girls 1 pair of khaki shorts this weekend!
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Mental; not quite all there. Acting mental. Not thinkin' before acting. Weirdo. Doing stupid shit that makes no sense...like without thinking. Not acting very bright. Meant not as a compliment but as a wake up and start thinking with your brain type of comment.
I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!
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Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
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An extremely cheap person. A miser. One who never wants to pay his own way.
Don't ask Adam to buy, he's got short arms and deep pockets with glass in the bottom.
the definition of national kiss/hug a short person day~ occurs on every friday in december and you have the permission to kiss/hug any short person.
Aye dude, it’s national kiss/hug a short person day!
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Appreciate your short friends they are a very rare species.
Friend:I am so glad I have a short friend
Short friend:??? Why are you saying this
Friend:Because it’s National appreciate your short friend day!
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I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.
Take a long walk off a short pier.
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