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To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma
Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid
John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss
Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined
Another term for a one night stand, but a somehow purer way of saying it.
Mark: “You see that girl? I think I might ask her out.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”
Like "Netflix and Chill", "Hulu and Handjob", and "Amazon and Anal", Clash and Smash is hen you say that you want to fight in a round of Clash Royale, but you really just want to have sex.
Nick: Yo girl! Wanna Clash and Smash
JJ: Sure! I love clash royale!
Nick: No, I mean do you want to fuck?!
JJ: Oh! Sure, I like that too!
You have sex with a hoe then fucking run away from her after it
"yo man, i just smash and dashed a hoe."
When you only want to fuck and leave.
I met this girl last night but I only wanted to smash and dash because she cray cray
When you fuck someone and flee the scene. You DO NOT talk to them again or hangout with them. You were just in it for the pussy or dick
Noah: ima smash and dash this bitch
Tyler: bet you should she’s a milf
The act of smashing and dashing
Damnit i just got smash and dash again