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chinese space launch

When you blow finely powdered opium into someone's asshole and they fart it out, resulting in an historically offensive cloud resembling the result of many (i.e. failed) Chinese spacecraft launches.

Your sister and I arranged a Chinese space launch for 08:00.

by djf December 13, 2014


Chinese Space Dock

When two males attempt "docking" using a Chinese finger trap.

Tonight in the ER we had to separate two guys who tried the Chinese Space Dock.

by Onigato September 20, 2019


space coaster 69

When you ride your girl like a roller coaster all the way into space.

Ahmed performed the sacred space coaster 69 last night. He was never seen again.

by Uncle Travy Scott December 26, 2020


Folding time and space

To trip balls

John: Is he gonna be ok

Tom: Yeah, he’s just folding time and space

by StonksBoi April 17, 2021


99 agents of space

99 agents of space is a group of people on a game called Holdfast: Nations at war.

1: You're apart of 99 agents of space?
2: Yeah!
1: Me too!

by Small PP Gang December 28, 2021


Low Disk Space

POV: Your name is Daz Black and you're trying to get rid of this god awful notification.

LINDAA!!

I'M NOT RUNNING OUT OF DISK SPACE, COMPUTER, I HAVE SEVENTEEN HARD DRIVES... LINDA!! THERES NOTHING IN THERE. Its like a ghost drive that doesn't exist, I cant find shit in my computer anywhere. I DONT HAVE LOW DISK SPACE

by I Dont Know What To Put :0 January 22, 2021


Space Cadet Glow

The feeling of being stoned, a mindless bliss.

To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow.

by Ringostarrfangirl August 8, 2022