take it up the butt

1. To have a penis or other object inserted into your anus.

2. To die in a movie.

1. "Joe put his penis in my anus, I take it up the butt"

2. "Did you see Star Wars III, Mace Windu takes it up the butt!"

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i’m taking a grumpy

Slang. It’s what you say when you want to take a 💩.

Hey bro! Hurry up! Do you mind? I’m taking a grumpy

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shit-take song

When a radio DJ plays a longer song than usual, it's often because he has to take a shit, and wants to ensure the song doesn't end while he's still in the John.

Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Freebird" is a very popular shit-take song with DJs.

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facebook double-take

Person A says they saw that person B was somewhere or did something. Person B does a double-take because they know they didn't tell Person A about that. Then Person A reveals they saw the information on facebook.

"Joe Blow said something about me being at that party, and I did a facebook double-take!"

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Taking A Big Country

Taking A Big Country is when you have to take a shit so bad it requires you to take off all your cloths before you get on the crapper. You usually feel it coming on when you are in public or after a big breakfast with coffee. It starts with a rumble in the stomach then proceeds with sharp pains in the lower intestines. Plan of action is to head home and go ahead and unbuckle your pants, that way you can rip your pants off a lot faster. The shirt (if it doesnt have buttons is much easier). so it should be discarded on the floor once entering your home. This type of shit should be taken with great pride.

1) I couldn't answer the phone last night because I was busy Taking a Big Country.

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take one for the team

an act where one brave soul in your group of male friends hits on the Nottie of a group of hotties so his friends can get their slide on later on that night. taking one for the team usually involves just talking to the nottie and laughing at her jokes and complimenting her (horrid) appearance, but it may be necessary to appease the nottie by getting your wacka wacka on with her...back at her place of course, so your roomates never see her.

yeah, i was totally working up my conversation with number one hottie when her nottie roomate showed up (again!), so i had to to have joey take one for the team.

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Take several seats

Chill the fuck out and wait to be educated because clearly you outta line.

I hate black people

You need to take several seats

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