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1) When, after having sex with a prostitute, the matter of payment is discussed.
2) The type of dirty talk that's meant to turn on someone who's Jewish.
1) Man: That was just what I needed!
Prostitute: That'll be $40
Man: Woah baby simmer down with that Jewish pillow talk, you'll get paid soon enough
2) Man: You know we still have another hour to ourselves...
Woman: Sorry hun, I'm just not in the mood
Man: My stock portfolio has an annual growth rate of 67%
Woman: Quit talking and fuck me already!
When in a social setting, an individual only talks about the work. They have such tunnel vision there unable to discuss any other subject matter that may be interesting to the other party as well. They are at a level of narcissism thinking that other people really want to hear them whine and complain about their work. These individuals tend never to ask questions about what you're doing. On the off chance, if you share some personal information about yourself, they can't remember those details because they are so consumed by their work life.
Sitting in the main square on the fountain, I bumped into my buddy Wayne who I hadn't seen a while, instead of catching up, he committed a Work Talk Violation.
When you are lying in bed with a guy/girl after sex, and make all kinds of plans to go out, and be together in the future. Knowing it's never really gonna happen, it just sounds like a nice thing to say at the time.
This also sounds like a great name for an Emo Band!
I thought we were gonna hang out this weekend, but it turns out it was just pillow-talk promises.
the most pg song ever created by any kpop artist. like this song is so incredibly pg
me: TOUCH ME TEASE ME FEEL ME UP
you: da fork
me: sorry im listening to wayv love talk
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One Night Talks are just like One Night Stands. Only its when you only talk to a person for one night and one night only.
I had many One Night Talks last night.
To show Respect, To tell good news
Aye ! Talk To Me Nice
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the 4 words u never wanna hear when u think your relationship is going well.
Girlfriend: Jason, we need to talk.
Jason: (thinking) I'm screwed.
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