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This word another way of saying idiot in a more fun way. Try and spice up your life with new vocabulary.
Someone who is overly paranoid of people attacking them in real life that they think that if said person satirizes them or writes about them or mentions their OCs by name that they're being stalked and harassed, when in actuality they can't handle opinions or satire and don't belong online. They're paranoid enough to post hate journals about people they think are stalking them and retarded enough to not understand satire.
That Emily is such a Scaredy Tard.
Tard-Old: A term defined by reaching an age in which you no longer contain coherence in your everyday speach, often accompanied with memory loss and loss of bowell control.
Jeremy: Your Great Grandmother is still alive?
Jarod: I guess if you consider someone that is Tard-Old living...
When she's HOT A.F. but she's a little tarded at texting.
A mixture of hot and retarded.
Hazel is Hot-tarded because she texted gaga instead of Haha.
A person who believes in astrology.
Kevin: so what happened with you and that girl Emma?
Steve: She was pretty hot, but I had to ghost her after she wouldn’t stop talking about astrology on our date; she was a total star-tard.
said as one word--duplitard. one who says a word or phrase twice in a row without noticing it.
ex.."ooh i wonder where she got her shirt? possibly at abercrombie and fitch fitch."
Person 1: "Did you just hear Ashtyn?"
Person 2: "Yah, right? What a dupli-tard!"
n. Boss of a company who requires employees to do the dumbest of tasks. Looks for jobs like taking rocks out of a ditch and then putting them back in. Thinks he has things all figured out, but really it's the workers who make sure all the jobs get done right. Contains the word "douche" because a Douche Tard wants people to think he's an asshole, but really that's all just for show. When no one's paying attention, you'll find Douche Tards cooing over baby fawn and such.
Jon: "Hey Benny, what job are we working on today?"
Benny: "We're filling that hole back in that you dug out yesterday."
Jon: "Whatever Douche Tard."