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Noun: A text message sent from a male to his beta-male peers upon reaching sexual climax, during intercourse with a woman, in order to gloat and exclaim his manliness.
A: *checks phone and cringes*
B: What's up?
A: I just got a Bust-a-Nut Text from my boy.
B: What'd it say?
A: He just gorilla-fucked some Russian chick in the back of a limo...
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when your in the bed laying down using 1 eye and 1 handto text message
I was one eye texting this chick til like 2am
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Commonly refered to when your texting someone and they use propper grammer for each sentence.
The Long Way Text: Hello Matt, I will be there at 1:00.
See you soon.
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when you have your friends help you with the science of texting when you dont know exactly what to say to a girl. This does not apply to douches, or smooth guys.
-FUCK MAN! I don't really know what to say to this girl.. I don't want to say something that could ruin it. Tag team texting?
-Tag me in!
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A text sent that is part of a conversation that is unwanted; a conversation stopping text.
Linda: How are you? Wanna go out tonight?
Joe: I'm good.
Later
Mark; Dude, aren't you going out with Linda?
Joe: Nah, I sent her a Non-progressive text.
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giving "attitude" via text message by responding with as few words, or letters, as it takes to answer to a question, making the individual asking the questions inquire why you have an "attitude".
"Did you text Ashley to see if she is coming?"
"Yeah, but she kept giving one letter answers. I don't know what her problem is but she seemed to have a real text-i-tude problem....."
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when you are too tired to text back
or you are doing something else when you are texting
"i love staying up past midnight"
"k"
"it's so fun"
"ik"
"are you one word texting me? are you asleep?"
"ye"
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