A penis in its most flaccid state.
The moment she turned around, I realized she was a butterface and dropped back into low gear.
a girl who will always love their boyfriend more than he loves her
bf: You love me more? You must really be Kadence Lowe
her: yes, of course and it will always be like that
Calvin lowe is a female dog (bitch) who only cares for himself and his feelings. He’s a guy who leads you on and tell you when it’s too late.
Her: that’s a Calvin lowe right there
Her: fuck him Calvin lowe girl 😂
A situation where a client named Ram intentionally or inadvertently forgets all the advice you have given them. They use their low memory constraint as justification to f*** you whenever they get the opportunity.
Co-worker: "I know we told Ram about this a month ago? Why is he acting like this is the first time we talked about this?"
Me: "He's just Low-Ram'ing you. He's incapable of behaving differently. It's not your fault - he needs a memory upgrade."
the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF
john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)
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Basically someone who is a beta bitch and will do anything for a woman's attention or validation
That dude is a low XP warrior
A phrase my father came up with to prove he can come up with a phrase.
In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic”
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket”
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”
Jeremy’s a little bonkers, don’t you think? He’s not all there. He’s got a low tire.