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When one enters into an irregular bowel movement and produces a stool the size of a human babies arm.
Alison: “Brian, Brian….! Can you call a Paramedic. I have Limb Lump Dumped….!”
Brain: “Alison, not again. These irregular bowel movements must stop. Consider the local sewerage systems. They cannot accommodate stools such as the girth that you produce. Sewerage engineering has some advancement to make before correct distribution of your Turds can be achieved”.
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When you have to poop in public but the toilet seat is beyond filthy so you have to crap so bad you resort to hovering above the seat in a "crumping" position. This usually results in splashing of water on the anus and/or left over fecal matter between the cheeks.
Yo Mike, I had to take a poo at work but someone pissed all over the seat so I had to do a dump n crump.
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A defication session so violent that it splatters the bowl in a decorative fashion.
As used in a sentence:
Do you have toilet brush, I just took a Martha Stewart in your bathroom.
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From Sisqo's own mouth... “What I was really referring to was ― a dump truck when it backs up, it’s like, ‘beep, beep beep.’ So, ‘she had dumps like a dump truck’ is, like, when girls do a booty dance move and they look back at their butt. She’s like a dump truck back-back-backing it up.”
This was stated in an interview with HuffPost back in 2016.
Man, see that girl over there? She's got dumps like a truck!
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a website that supplies things that people want to copy and paste, such as emojis, Unicode characters, emoticons, text art, and fonts
I use the Copy Paste Dump all the time for symbols!
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Taking a shit which consists of multiple waves.
I was late for class because of that Chinese Infantry Dump.
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When two people go "tag-team dumping" it is similar to tag team wrestling except that after one person has dumped they leave the toilet without flushing and the second team member goes in and dumps on the existing dump. In a competition format the first team to block the toilet wins.
Belly Boy & Big Kev make a great tag team dumping team - the amount of orange juice those guys drink in the morning means they can dump for Britain.
Heard the noise when the big bald guy from the office next door is taking a dump - he'd be a great tag team dumping partner!
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