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The wind a bus makes 10 foot after the bus passes a predestrian!
Jack and Jill are walking home, a city bus passes them and then the bus's slipstream wind hits them and Jill turns to Jack ans says "did you feel the bus-fart" to which Jack says "yes I did"
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one that hangs out in mens bathrooms to smell a strangers fart
i went to the rest stop last night and was a fart weeder for two hours
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the act of farting before leaving a room
Man: Dude, Greg pulled a major fart and part before he left my house yesterday. The smell lasted forever!
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A putrid fart that is so dense in brown gaseous matter that it follows you around the room. It cannot be shaken off. Not to be confused with a fart disciple.
Timothy farted and tried to move to the other side of the hall to avoid the embarrassment but he had expunged a disciple fart which followed hime wherever he went.
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When one sitting on a hard surface farts and it preceeds to build up inbetween the cheeks before release, thus giving the feeling of lift.
What was that?
I totally just thrust farted.
What was ur altitude?
About 2 inches man..I shoudnt have ate that mexican food.
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The noxious gasses that originate from someones posterior when they consume Korean spicy pickled cabbage. Also known as Kimchi.
A recipe for disaster. Cabbage, spiciness and a wide range of bacteria that have been fermenting for months.
Sakiko's been on the Kimchi again. Just make sure you don't go in the toilet right after her, those kimchi farts will kill you.
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Smart fella by day
Fart smella by night
You’re always fart smellaing me bro
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