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a man getting off by screwing a gurl in tits in a very gay/awkward place.
"Jordan, I cant believe ya just did the russian 78 with that chick on the band director's desk."
"NO WAY! Joey just got the russian 78 did to him in the back of a church bathroom."
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when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....
the russian lap dance is the only way to take a shit.
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The sexual act of a woman pouring vodka in or on a man's asshole then proceeding to lick it out while getting the man drunk in the process.
I can't believe Kevin made out with her right after she gave him a Russian Magic Trick!
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The act of a male defecating on a woman's stomach while jacking off. As he gets ready to cum, he cums on top of the recently dropped loaf, thus creating a Russian Meatloaf Surprise.
Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".
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When two Russian Men go to the middle of Moscow in broad daylight in the middle of the road cut there dicks off with a machete and hand it to each other, they then begin to fight and whoever can put the other ones dicks in there mouth first wins.
Vladimir: Sergei would you like to be apart of the Russian Cock Exchange?
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.
Taking chances that will most likely end negatively, but being hopeful of the best possible outcome
Asking a girl out is like a game of mental Russian Roulette
When you take the pinkie finger, insert it into the anus, and twist.
Hey bro, I just gave your mom a Russian Pop-Off last night! It was wild!!