Man 1: Oi, whereβs the flicky flicky willy donker in your loo.
Man 2: Next to the mirror on the right
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when you put ya finger in ya booty, spit on it to make it moist and stick it in someones ear.
This nigga was talkin shit so when he fell asleep i gave him a poo stank wet willie.
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The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!
Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."
Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"
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To jerk your penis in a ferocious way with a soft object like a hand that has been washed with lotion.
"Dude I heard Joey fazoodled his willy wonka yesterday, that was disgusting."
"Do you fazoodle your willy wonka at night?" Daniel Asked.
Mother: Oi, Flick the flicky flicky willy donker and get your arse to bed.
Son: Yes Mum. *turns off light*
Reverse Reverse Wet Willy, is when you put your finger in someone's ear and put it in your mouth.
- I did Reverse Reverse wet willy with my friend yesterday!
- Eww, That's gross!
A club/list created by perverted women to judge a man based on the size of his manhood
His trousers were very tight and I could see he is in the big willy club
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