Check you out now

something you say when somebody has done something neat or funny

taylor: girl, i got high with my man yesterday!
sue: check you out now!

Douche-Count double check

Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.

Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."

Checking to see if your cake

(possible tw)

Checking to make sure you're not cake is when one cuts the skin to make sure they are not cake

"Are you checking to see if your cake?"
"Yeah, I'm cake"
"Oh no"

broke-back check

(n) referring to disability checks for workman's compensation cases.

origin: conversation between Dani and cousin Ian. Expect to hear this in the hook of rap songs soon. Any usage of this coined phrase requires payment.

I understand why people pretend to get hurt on the job. These broke-back checks are great!

Gut-check Luke

The friend that backs up your gut vibes when you’re about to make a bad choice on a dating app because you’ve let emotions or desperation take over.

A: I don’t know if this person is crazy or amazing.

B: Well, what did your Gut-check Luke say?

Pp Poo Poo Check

A TikTok song that became a meme

Bob: Hey did u see the new song
Some random ass 9-year-old: The Pp Poo Poo Check song?

Check it before you wreck it

A call to action to remind you to inspect a person's genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases before engaging in sexual intercourse.

I hear you're going out with Roxy tonight. That ho has been around, so make sure you check it before you wreck it.